Review of Blade:Trinity

Craptastically Craptacular. Only two good things to come out of the flick are good mental images of Jessica Biel and "cock-juggling thunder cunt". Seriously, aside from Van Wilder's character, which was probably improv, most of the dialogue sucked horrid ass. People just don't interact like that. Felt I was reading a teen romance. Then, there was the acting. Sorry Mr. Snipes, the career is over. Save the cost of a movie ticket. Hell, when it's on USA, save the 106 minutes and watch an infomercial.