15 minute terets

I just worked a coupla hours in the ER and no shit, my last patient had Terets. Man. No ribbing on him for having a mental illness here, don't take this that way. SUMMBITCH was it funny, though. I'm talking, I say, "What's yer zip code?" and he replies, "541 oh fuck no fuck no fuck. 541 fuck. 541 fuck 0 fuck no fuckno. 54105." This was every question. Yeah. The best part though, this dude's 40ish, and strumming his fingers on the desk while I enter his insurance information when he suddenly looks at his mom and yells, "FUCK!" then looks at me and whispers, "fuck no fuck no fuck no".