1.10.2005

OK, time to put on a shirt

When it's 16 degrees, your outfit should not be cute little velour/felt running pants, matching jacket (unzipped) and a belly bearing low cut top, showing off your sunburst belly button tatoo and little belly ring.

When your face looks more like Skaggly Spice than any of the fuckable ones, you should not wear the same. Despite how how your tight little muscular bod might be.

With said face, in 16 degrees, you really should put some clothes on.

And most definitely, when it's cold as fuck, you hit a few branches of the ugly tree AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING COLOSTOMY BAG, YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NEVER EVER WEAR CUTE LITTLE SWEAT PANTS, LIGHT JACKET AND A FUCKING BELLY BEARING TANK TOP!!!! NEVER!


The fun never stops at the hellspital, I tell ya.

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