Excuse me, I'm unconscious...

So, we have a sign in the ER that says "If you're experiencing any of the symptoms below, please seek a triage nurse or security office immediately." On that list? Severe bleeding, children under 8, difficulty breathing, etc. My favorite?

Unconsciousness! If you're unconscious, please seek out a nurse or security officer immediately! Please. For the love of God, don't just lie there on the floor or in your chair without telling anyone. Help us help you.