Elastic Loaf Lovers

Somwhere between early '01 and late '02 I became concerned that we'd put a retard into office. I can't remember what triggered it. Maybe there wasn't a clear cut event.

Iranians have it a little easier. They have a clear cut event. Here it is. They're dumping some 2000 words from use in Iran. Pizza? "Elastic Loaf." Helicopter? "Rotating wings." Mobile phone? "Companion phone." (I guess phone is a Persian word) Cabin? "small room." Chat? "Short talk."

Someone needs to take this guy out behind the "small room" and have a "short talk" with him that probably ends in a "posterior support" "striking with a piece of wood."