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The other night on the news there was a brief blurb about some Panthers cheerleaders being arrested for inciting a bar brawl in Tampa. They mentioned something about one of them having sex in the bathroom, which is what started the brawl.

What they didn't mention was that the cheerleaders are reported to have been have sex in a stall With Each Other, then punching out someone that interrupted them! Now that's news!

That's all heresy, though, which is why they didn't report the lesbian part, probably, but I don't know why they reported the sex at all, since the whole sex thing is heresy. Regardless, why else would two cheerleaders starta brawl in a bathroom if sex wasn't involved somewhere?

Anyway, the full report according to Yahoo is here. They both lost their jobs, and one is facing felony charges for giving a false ID, get this, from a cheerleading team member that wasn't in Tampa that day! Now, having a friend that did a similar thing when we were young and stupid, she's in BIG trouble. Oofta. Bottom line, if you get busted, fess up to who you are, unless you've got a squeak proof identity. It only makes things worse. Much worse.