10.13.2004

Wendy's In

Blog Wars did it I think. The thought of her "little Sarah" standing alone against the hoard of testosterone rallied Wendy to join our little e-community and rise up against the nation of Pole Bearers and Sperm Shooters.

Unfortunately, I don't see our nation as very united, as that's not as fun. Sure, there may be coordinated attacks against the Tuna Cans, but none of us dudes can resist a good chance to rib the other, so while Wendy and Sarah might likely unite against the Anti-Estrogen Brigade, we Men shall stand alone against the world. As we always have.

Remember kids, Country said it best after the Succubus took him to Lillith Fair. That's right, Lillith Fair. I believe he saw the Dixie Chics, and possibly the Drain Your Manliness By Listening to These Bitches Chics.

"Estrogen is for Pussies!" - BC, circa 1998

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