Handcuffed Uterus

South Dakota's legislature passed a bill banning abortion today. In honor of this, I've compiled a list of things that kill babies, all of which I strongly feel should be banned in the United States as well, some of which are, but need stricter penalties. A * indicates I'm willing to go so far as to institute the death penalty for these heinous transgressions.

• Stupidity*
• Drunk Driving*
• Child Abuse (some injuries incured during childhood can cause miscarriages)
• Chemical abuse (alcohol, nicoteine, etc) during pregnancy*
• Chemical abuse (alcohol, nicoteine, etc) before pregnancy (see the child abuse entry)
• Day Care Workers
• Cribs
• Cats
• Small pieces in toys
• Airbags* (kill all those fucking talcum powder things)
• Balloons* (kill them too)
• Fast Food (this is a slow death, generally brought on by heart attack at a later age, but we were all babies once, right?)
• Faulty baby carriages, car seats, etc
• Bad parenting in general
• Poor educaitons (see Fast Food, with the cause of death more than likely being related to mental health concerns, violence of some sort, or a misjudged attempt to bungie jump off of the water tower)
• War
• Various air pollutants from auto emissions
• Rat poison and other toxic substances kept under the sink
• Electricity* (we don't need that shit anyway)
• Claw hammers
• Being dropped from a height of 18", possibly lower

I could continue, but I think I'll start small and gain momentum from there. My plan is to visit the state legislatures in Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and Tenessee (all of which have similar legislation under construction now) and try to get these ideas pork barrelled into their abortion bills. God would want it that way.